My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize
