At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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