I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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