You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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