Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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