Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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