Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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