the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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