her vagine was all disorganized.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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