Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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