Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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