No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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