I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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