We're like a lot better than the average bears
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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