I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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