doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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