Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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