Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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