anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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