dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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