I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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