About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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