your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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