I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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