Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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