first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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