I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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