I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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