One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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