brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
ok first of all what the fuck
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