Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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