she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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