Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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