i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
you made out with another girl for some wings
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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