...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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