yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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