the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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