does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
