I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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