It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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