i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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