i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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