We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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