dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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