I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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