How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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