this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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