The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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