wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
thus making me awesome and them whores
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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