So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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